一个CS癡迷者居然对女孩干了这种事[科学幻想]
我因为过于癡迷CS，以至于老是找不到女朋友，我的朋友就给我介绍了一个女友。我在出门之前，我的朋友给了我很多忠告：“第一，我下车后要替她开门
第二，她入座时我应在她椅子后面帮她拉开椅子
第三，她说话时我要温柔地看着她
第四，她需要什幺东西时我一定要抢先做好，不要让她动手。
我说记住了，于是就去了。
第二天，当朋友打电话给我问我昨晚如何时，我沮丧地说：“我没有希望了。”
于是我朋友问我：“你是不是忘了替她开车门？”
我：“不，我替她开了车门，她很高兴！”
朋友又问：“你是不是忘了帮她入座？”
我：“不，我帮她入座了，她说我很绅士！”
朋友再问：“你是不是在她说话的时候东张西望？”
我：“不，我一直看着她，她说我很温柔，且说我的眼睛很有魅力！”
朋友最后问：“那你是不是在什幺事上让她自己动手了？”
我沮丧的说：“如果是这样就好了。我们回家的时候她说口渴，于是我就跑去替她买饮料。”
朋友说：“那很好啊！”
我最后说道：“可是由于习惯，我一拉开饮料罐，就向她砸了过去，自己扭头就跑到拐角面朝墙蹲了下来。”
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